Two Columns in Spokane Valley

This was our second time here... The food was better this time. We had the gyros and couldn't finish since they were so big.

Amazing place to eat. They have original recipes. Always friendly. You get big portions. Try it out for sure

the owner was nice and the food was decent but my cup was dirty :c

I have finally eaten at this place after looking at it on Doordash and not being able to because of its pricey surcharges there. But when I went in yesterday to order takeout, nothing was a bad price. And I love the food I got. I ordered the Mixed Shrimp Pasta and the lettuce and vegetables seem to have been very fresh. One of my brothers asked for Shrimp Scampi and my other one asked for Neopolitan Pork, and my mom ordered the Tortellini Romano/Ravioli. We got home with our food and all of it was made by hand. I love this and anytime I need lunch or dinner and I am in the area again, I will come here. Also I like eating from privately owned restaurants vs franchised and corporate ones. The cook was also very sarcastic which added to the experience too. I am going back and I am going to try more on the menu. This place is highly recommended by me.

I called to simply state that I had some issues accessing their menu on the internet. I stated I was simply wanting to know what their menu was and was rudely told "that is your problem" are you kidding me? Then he hung up on me. I calked back as the sheer rudeness was horrific, and when I asked if their was a manager or owner was hung up on mid call. 3rd time? Hung up on again. Do not go here. Very rude and very disrespectful. Uncalled for for ANY place to act like this.

I always get the same thing...Gyros! They are always amazing and the owner is such a cool dude. He really makes the whole experience that much better and do not leave there without getting Baklava! My wife has tried almost everything on the menu and she loves it all we have never had a bad meal! There was one time I had to wait 10 minutes for a meal I had called in so he gave me extra meat on my gyro and a free piece of baklava. They are amazing people and the food is authentic and always fresh and delicious.

I ordered the mixed seafood pasta dish. Absolutely amazing. I took one bite and fell in love. Also very huge and came with a delicious spinach salad. I can’t believe I have never eaten here before.

burned the garlic bread two times and then gave us burned bread anyway, Good salad though!

Amazing food and friendly staff. Will be coming back often. Best baklava I have ever had!!

There was only one man running the restaurant but he was quite funny. The service was slow, more of a relaxed environment. They had a good menu and everything we got was decent. Fair prices as well. They carry creme brulee, tiramisu, and baklava.

For all the naysayers, perhaps you don't know Greek food. Delightful plate of authentic Gyro and salad! Don't judge the older building and faded decor, that's not really why you go out is it!! Good food. Period 💫

If i could give 0 stars I would.

The empty parking lot on a Saturday night should have been a clue to turn around and go somewhere else. I ordered spaghetti with sausage and what I received was noodle mush with chopped hotdog. Not kidding. Hotdogs! Also, we witnessed another table received their food, take a couple of bites, get up in disgust, place cash on the counter and leave. One of them looked at our family with a grinned as they left as a subtle warning of what we were getting into.

Fresh food. Always delicious. Affordable prices. His tzatziki sauce, and salad dressing is the best.

The chicken and shrimp are amazing, along with the deserts. Very little wait time. The owner is very nice. Cheap prices.

Smelled so good I ate some b4 picture!!!

So. Much. Food! And so delicious! Also, great prices and super friendly.

The shrimp scampi was so delicious. It was so good and fresh I'd go back for it. Unfortunately the place needed a good cleaning. Table clothes were stained. The curtain swag above had a thick layer of dusk and an old dirty couch sits in the room. It took quite a while for our meal to get to us as though they had to run to the store first to get ingredients for our order. However it really was delicious. A little TLC, scrubbing, and some fresh new decor and I think that place could get busy (only one other couple showed up for dinner during our 2.5 hours there). Order the shrimp scampi over a bed of rice.

Really Disappointed. I've been a loyal customer for awhile but I've never gotten around to a review until now. Some times the meal is unsalted and bland. Other times it's salted and the flavor is all there.Today? It was terribly unsalted, bland. And the worst part about it was my friend ravioli was under-cooked and partially raw. I'm sad to say this restaurant isn't what it use to be..

Food was excellent and they even made something special for my husband who is diabetic. I would highly recommend this place!

Bizarre experience. My fiance and I ordered from Door Dash due to the virus lockdown. It took 45 minutes just for our order to get picked up. The gyro had mushy frozen and reheated meat soaked in spaghetti sauce. The calzone was basically inedible - overcooked, no cheese inside, and also filled with spaghetti sauce for some reason? Never eating here again.

The service was the cook? If not he was in the kitchen entirely too long. We were the only ones inside.... Maybe that should have been our first clue... I'm sad to write that the food was not edible. We each took a bite, and tried each other's and it was some of the sadest, bland, over and under cooked food we had ever had. After two bites, we paid, skipped tip, and left. I'm sorry.

Dude! Great place to eat! My wife and I wanted some Greek grub and decided to check this place out. I have to say the food was amazing! The restaurant was quiet and had a very intimate and relaxing feel to it all. The service was excellent. Food was done in a timely manner and the older gentleman that served us was very polite and upbeat. We even got to listen to another gentleman play his little guitar while we ate. If you are looking for a great place for a relaxing date night Two Columns is it.

My husband and I love to eat here because the food is great and Masada is always a treat to talk to. Restaurant is always clean and the food is always fresh! We love everything on the menu. He also has the best imported root beer! (Bundaberg)

Oh my what amazing food. Masada did an amazing job. They have the most incredible Gyros we have ever eaten. Had to order another! Give it a try you won't be sorry.

I come for the great atmosphere and delicious food.

YummyCozyAuthenticWorth the wait

The gyro meet is soaked in marinara?! 🤢who does that?!

While the proprietor is a touch grumpy, this is completely overshadowed by the quality of his food. All handmade, utterly without flaw, and the small details make the meal. The bakalava is especially tasty- without hyperbole, the best I ever had. The man clearly loves what he does, and he does it well.

Their Gyros are amazing! A solid 8 out of 10 on the Gyro scale! They are huge, mostly meat (which was tender and delicious) and served with a salad which you can eat by itself or put some in your Gyro. Also comes with a side of Taziki and Ranch. All for 8 bucks! We also tried some soup, the Borscht, which was hearty but bland. They need to serve Lentil soup, not Borscht. Nice cozy place to eat, great atmosphere. Sadly the baklava was dry and tasteless.

It was really cozy the host was very nice. Food is excellent. Real Greek cooking.

Calm small place with great food . Loved the authentic food ❤️

This little restaurant has a cute charm to it , The owner is very nice along with the food being on point. They really took care of my grandson like he was the owners own. Great people, Great place to eat and relax.

The place is really old world charm. His espessro is exceptional. Please try, you can even get doordash.

I consider myself a garlic enthusiast, the garlic cheesey bread was pretty mediocre not very garlic at all 6 spoonhalfs on a piece of pita bread with some 'homemade sauce' the owner is a nice guy very hard to understand and I work in a field where I consistently really with foreigners with heavy accents. That's besides the point, the worst part for me was the spaghetti and meatballs. I'm not sure if it was intended but it was defiantly the most oily sauce I've ever had for spaghetti and the whole garlic cloves in the food were almost tasteless I assume it was canned garlic or something stranger. This place even though it smells good would get a 1/10 for my garlic needs.

The gyros are absolutely amazing! I always have to get a slice of the tiramisu that the owner makes. My daughter absolutely adores him. All of the items I have tried and my family have tried are very good.

Very good food! Small and cozy inside. The prices were good and fair.

Very very good hot meals. I am celiac and had no problems with multiple plates to choose from. He knew alot about gluten free and i realized i could trust it! I was diagnosed 2 years ago and this was the first full hot dinner meal i have had. Enjoyed it!

I love this place! The owner is super sweet and makes everything on his own! If you want a nice greek style dish for reasonable prices, this is the place to go! My favorite dish is the rack of lamb! You can always call and have dinner ready and made for pick up all the way until 10pm!

The under-assuming decor and somber music are quickly looked past when the food arrives. Ordered the Hummus and the Gyro. Fantastic. Will be returning to work my way down the entire menu.

Wonderful service and great atmosphere. Amazing food. Must try

That was a terrible calzone, and our gyro had spaghetti sauce on it. That was what passes for sauce in the calzone by the way. I never saw a pepperoni. There was american cheese just shredded on top. gross. We spent too much to have a profoundly bad meal.

Okay. We had to set our own table, pour our own drinks and the owner/cook made shrimp scampi with rice pilaf instead of noodles. When I politely asked why, he told me "too many people want things perfect." Uh, what? If I go out, and pay for food, YES I would like things to be good - not even perfect. He admitted to being drunk (mostly funny, but weird). The entire restaurant is dusty and old. The tiramisu is not.. tiramisu. It's a delicious, light cake. Probably the only thing I had that was remotely good. I asked about the difference between to wines and he said some garbled nonsense about the pinot noir being darker than the malbec... haha, no, there's no way. It was like the twilight zone of restaurant experiences. I would go again just for the weird story I would most definitely be able to tell after.

Excellent and reasonable prices. Plan to make this a favorite. Took home desert for breakfast. Not a fancy place but great food.

Delicious gyros, fast and friendly service, clean facility, and good prices!

Love a good gyro and this is not the place to go at all. We each ordered gyros and what a disappointment! Hardly any meat in them and what was in there tasted like old TV dinner spaghetti meat. It was definitely pre cooked and frozen which was easy to tell from the texture. The decor is awful it looks like something from the early 90's even tho it's not been open for a long time. Only reason for 2 stars is the owner is very nice and friendly.

Shhh! Two Columns is a Spokane jewel. Reminiscent of a small family restaurant in the Mediterranean, an old Greek guy is always there and the food is fresh, hot & supurb cuz he cooks it to order. I had lamb that was absolutely perfect but the sauteed veggies over rice medley was savory & interesting too. A salad comes on the plate. The glass of wine was full! He makes is own baklava & cream brulee & they are authentically delicious. If you're hungry for delicious Mediterranean food without the plane trip, treat yourself to Two Columns.

This is not traditional Greek I was very disappointed with the gyro meat wasn’t grilled tzatziki sauce had no cucumber and no red onions or tomato on it even the pita wasn’t authentic. The salad was fresh but the dressing not Greek

Hidden gem in Spokane valley. Amazing food I have no idea why all the foodies have not taken over this place. Soon as the word spreads about the amazing food it will be appointment only. Go check this place out if your in the mood for greek two columns will not disappoint you or your wallet.